The breeding and feeding frenzy of lawyers has created an overpopulation crisis that threatens their very existence.
Don't smile, their downfall will be painful if we, as environmentalists and animal lovers, don't act. Compassionately, we must develop a hunting season to reduce the herds to manageable levels.
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